One lighthearted developer roast aimed at a target YOU choose
One lighthearted developer roast aimed at a target YOU choose - javascript, python, css, git, regex, kubernetes, agile or legacy code - and at the severity you ask for. Every other roast endpoint returns something generic; this one lets a code-review agent roast the actual stack in front of it. Bilingual, seedable and repeat-free.
Answeringour last check, 2026-09-24
1 of 1checks answered this week
18 msmedian answer time
$0.0025listed price per call
$0.0025price it asked us
Paid test badge: not yet. The checks above are free: we call the tool without paying and read the payment request it sends back. The Verified badge needs paid calls whose answers match the promised output, and nobody can buy a badge.
Endpoint
GET https://flat-rate-llm.kikoribera03.workers.dev/v1/content/roast
| Category | Code and developer |
|---|---|
| Provider host | flat-rate-llm.kikoribera03.workers.dev |
| Networks | eip155:137, eip155:42161, eip155:8453 |
| Payment schemes | exact |
| Self-reported calls, 30 days | 1 from 1 payers (the provider's figure, not ours) |
Our checks, last 30 days
| Day | Result | HTTP | Asked | Time |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2026-09-24 | valid payment request | 402 | $0.0025 | 18 ms |
Example input (from the provider)
{
"method": "GET",
"queryParams": {
"language": "en",
"target": "kubernetes"
},
"type": "http"
}
Promised output schema (from the provider)
{
"$schema": "https://json-schema.org/draft/2020-12/schema",
"properties": {
"input": {
"additionalProperties": false,
"properties": {
"method": {
"enum": [
"GET"
],
"type": "string"
},
"queryParams": {
"properties": {
"exclude": {
"description": "Ids already seen, comma-separated in a GET.",
"type": "array"
},
"language": {
"description": "en | es. Defaults to en.",
"type": "string"
},
"seed": {
"description": "Same seed always returns the same roast.",
"type": "string"
},
"severity": {
"description": "mild | medium | savage. Omit for any.",
"type": "string"
},
"target": {
"description": "javascript | python | css | git | regex | kubernetes | agile | legacy. Omit for any.",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [],
"type": "object"
},
"type": {
"const": "http",
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"type",
"method"
],
"type": "object"
},
"output": {
"properties": {
"example": {
"type": "object"
},
"type": {
"type": "string"
}
},
"required": [
"type"
],
"type": "object"
}
},
"required": [
"input"
],
"type": "object"
}